Top Ten Reasons to Trade Vinny

Since I’m really not in the mood to talk about the Bolts 4-0 loss to the Blackhawks last night, I decided to compile a list of reasons to trade Vinny Lecavalier.

10. Canadians fans are in love with him.

9. 85 Million dollar contract.

8. He’s lost all of his confidence.

7. There are tanning salons all over North America needing his business.

6. Just to put the rumors to rest.

5. MSL and V4 on the same line just doesn’t work anymore.

4, Change can be good (especially right now when this team is stinking)

3. We already got rid of our other Vinny (Prospal).

2. Get something for him while you can.

and number one…..

STEVEN STAMKOS (who needs Vinny anymore?)

So what do you think?